Hot hatch hot-take: the Porsche Macan is one.

Kinja'd!!! "MarquetteLa" (marquettela)
10/02/2019 at 16:53 • Filed to: None

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Shot from last month’s Pikes Peak International Raceway’s Time Attack event .

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This thing is like an inch bigger in each dimension than a Focus RS. It’s a friggin’ hot hatch.


DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > MarquetteLa
10/02/2019 at 16:57

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Hmmm Yes, but only because porsche does wonders with handling.


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > MarquetteLa
10/02/2019 at 16:57

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Yep, exactly my reaction when all those Germans started protesting against SUVs based on a Macan killing several pedestrians. Horrible story, but not the best target of your anger.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > MarquetteLa
10/02/2019 at 17:08

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2 plus tons doesn’t do it any favors, but yeah.


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > MarquetteLa
10/02/2019 at 17:09

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Um...I suppose “lik e an inch” is open to interpretation?

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Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > MarquetteLa
10/02/2019 at 17:18

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The Ford Edge is only 4" longer and 4" taller than the Macan. It has the same HP as the 4-cyl Macan.

My rental car is basically a Porsche.

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Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Textured Soy Protein
10/02/2019 at 17:31

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I was going to say, I’ve seen a Macan parked next to an RS and the RS is noticeably smaller.


Kinja'd!!! MarquetteLa > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
10/02/2019 at 17:37

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Luxury is heavy.


Kinja'd!!! MarquetteLa > Textured Soy Protein
10/02/2019 at 17:39

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Yeah my memory failed me on that one. It’s not all   that much bigger, though.


Kinja'd!!! Saracen > MarquetteLa
10/02/2019 at 17:56

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It’s absolutely a hot hatch.  Damn fun to drive.


Kinja'd!!! MarquetteLa > Saracen
10/02/2019 at 18:26

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I’d love to give one a go sometime!


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > MarquetteLa
10/02/2019 at 18:45

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Its a hot crossover


Kinja'd!!! Tekamul > MarquetteLa
10/02/2019 at 20:30

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Too tubb y to be a hot hatch. GLA45 is a hot hatch, not the Macan.


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > MarquetteLa
10/02/2019 at 22:04

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We’ve got a guy in our garage with one with some sort of aftermarket exhaust and it sounds super nice, (though he has the kinda goofy looking stock wheels.) They still seem awfully tall to me - Porsche needs to do a GTS version and drop it low.


Kinja'd!!! StndIbnz, Drives a MSRT8 > MarquetteLa
10/03/2019 at 11:35

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Haven driven one, I would actually forget how high off the ground it was when I got out.  The seating is so low, you feel like you’re in a hatch or car.  Loved it.


Kinja'd!!! duurtlang > MarquetteLa
10/04/2019 at 02:21

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No. A Focus is a large car for a hot hatch. Park that Porsche crossover next to it, and it dwarfs the Focus. The Porsche is too long, way too tall and also way too heavy to be considered a hot hatch. The current crop of 'fullsize' compact hatchbacks are already on the rather heavy side.